Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Fris-Qui The Dog

Sir Fris-Qui the Dog woke one day quite agog for he realized he lacked any zazz
He slept on a dais with liberal bias but his razz had run out of ma-tazz
I'm fukt, Fris-Qui thought (with his nutsack so taut) Cos I don't want to sniff my own ass
But what else can I do? Who'll sniff it? Not YOU! - O, now, Fris-Qui, why must you be crass?
("Fris-Qui" is pronounced "FRIS-kee", because he's a french or perhaps french-canadian chien. Point is, he lacked zazz, which is pronounced "zazz" in any language.

(Except french.)

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