I am all about Teh Helping so here are some suggestions for new (and some borderline-pre-owned) names to consider that will help SteveQ more fully reinvent himself:
Run. Get Hurt. Quit.
Bleed. Get Muddy. Repeat.
Phone. Date. Retreat.
Drink. Vomit. Repeat. [<-- SteveQ reinvented as Glaven.]
Run, Bitch, Run. Bitch! [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a tranny. (The extra "Bitch" is for that extra tranny goodness.)]
Rin, Butch, Rin. [<-- SteveQ reinvented as an anti-tranny.]
Run. Race. Be All Apologetic About It, Eh? [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a Canadian.]
Run. Race. Why Do You Liberals Always Have To Play The Race Card? [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a wingnut.]
Off. My. Lawn. [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a cranky codger.]
Faster. Pussycat. Kill. [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a truncated Russ Meyer movie.]
Left-Right-FullRelease. [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a "Happy Ending"-Providing Chiropractor/Runner.]
Left-Right-Dammit!-This-Fudge-Recipe-Is-In-Ancient-Hebrew!-I-Should-Have-Been-Reading-Right-to-Left! [<-- SteveQ reinvented as a failed kosher chocolatier/"Happy Ending"-Providing Chiropractor/Runner.]
- I just mapped out a 6-mile run on MapMyRun, which, for some reason, I've decided to share with you in bullet-point format. I guess I'm just feeling lazy this morning. I will be back later with a second pullet-point to tell you how the run went.
- 6:20 a.m. Update: 6.4 miles in 57:15, which MapMyRun reckons to be a 9:00 flat pace.Meh. A sub-9 would've been nice.
This is a near-perfect Paul song. His lyrics could be schmaltzy sometimes when he wrote songs of this type, but I always thought "For No One" was right up there with "Eleanor Rigby", lyrics-wise. Both songs are from Revolver.