Tuesday, April 27, 2010

From The Anals of Effective Advertising

I know what you're thinking: Glaven, shouldn't that be annals, with two n's?

I'll let you judge:

Does that make you look at your recurring gas and bloating a bit differently?

Uh, depends. Which end am I looking at them from in this hypothetical?

Man, US1 never fails to supply me with something unintentionally amusing to peruse during lunch!

6 comments:

  1. Oh man, the possibilities here are ENDLESS...

    "Does that make you look at your recurring ____________ and _______________ a bit differently?"

    It's like a Mad Libs free for all!

    "Does that make you look at your recurring impotence and lack of a sex life differently?"

    "Does that make you look at your dandruff and itchy scalp a bit differently?"

    "Does that make you look at your second toe, which is longer than your big toe, differently, you FREAK?"

    (for the record I am a second-toe-is-bigger freak.)

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  2. "Does that make you look at the blogs you read and the time you waste on said blogs a bit differently?"

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  3. I can understand what they're TRYING to say...but could they make any worse attempt at conveying their point? Yikes!

    I'm giving a nutrition talk tonight--pretty sure it's not too late to include this picture in the powerpoint presentation.

    Thanks, G!

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  4. Gas doesn't recur. It just gets released into the wild and hopefully never comes back. Maybe Angela's doesn't though.

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