Then I noticed an ad for the Princeton Jazz Festival. If you go to the web site for the Princeton Jazz Festival, you will learn that the featured artist at this event is a jazz "combo" called "The Daddies". But if you read the print edition of US 1, you will be told, in an ad for the self-same Jazz Fest, that the featured group's actual name is The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. And, indeed, if you click on that link back there, you will find that that fuller moniker is the one the group itself goes by.
It seems the Princeton Jazz Festival is sponsored by Princeton High School, whose Genteel Administrators evidently see it as their duty to make sure that No Cherries Get Popped at Any Jazz Fest On Their Watch!
Faaaarrrr out, daddio.
These men intend to pop some cherries. It is the Duty of Genteel People Everywhere to Thwart Them. Be vigilant. The cherry you save could be your own.