Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Noah's Ark FOUND!1!

... according to this article, found on the front page of Faux News' Sci-Tech news site.

Yes. Their Sci-Tech news site.

In related news:

Team of Fucktards Found Editing Faux News' Web Site!

Favorite part:
The group [of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers] claims that carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old, meaning they date to around the same time the ark was said to be afloat. Mt. Ararat has long been suspected as the final resting place of the craft by evangelicals and literalists hoping to validate biblical stories.
[emphasis added]

O, carbon dating, is it? The same carbon dating technique that doesn't prove the Earth is older than 6,000 years when it's used to date fossils that are hundreds of millions of years old?

Now that there is some fair and balanced "science"!

2 comments:

  1. "We can't prove it, but we're sure."

    Fox News in a nutshell!

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  2. This damn ark keeps getting found. There must be a lot of psuedo wooden structures in the Mt. Ararat area...

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