[Confidential to SteveQ: RBR likes to be on top. Because here she is ON TOP OF YOU already in my Google Reader:
Hahahahahaha! I know that message above was supposed to be for SteveQ only, but I read it anyway and I thought it was funny. Especially the part where RBR gets called a whoo-wer!
[Confidential to RBR: "Whoo-wer" is high praise in my book. And by "my book" I mean, of course, The Book of Whoo-wers. I own the only copy. You don't want to know what I had to do to get it.]
Okay, so the reason I broke radio silence is: There are 28 comments on my last post, which sounds like a lot but that's deceptive because in reality there're like three comments by other bloggers and 25 by RBR. If she posts one more there, I will be legally obliged to give it up to her. And by "it" I mean my blog, nothing else, because I'm not a whoo-wer1. So here, RBR - here's a new place to post your comments.
Second reason I posted: I attended a "Save Our Libraries Rally" in Trenton yesterday (the current Joisey governor wants to cut state money to libraries by 74%) and ... my picture appeared in the online version of The Star Ledger, here! But don't bother clicking that link, cos they changed the fucking picture since yesterday.
Luckily, I managed to copy the picture of me in the crowd that appeared yesterday. To spot me in the pic below, just keep your eye out for a guy in a red shirt, tall, movie-star handsome, granite jawline, perfect teeth, high cheekbones, killer bod ...
I'm the creepy-looking troll standing to his left.
No, really, here I am, circled in red to help you spot me. I have on a red shirt and black pants and if you look close, you can see that I have both hands in my pockets because I guess both sides of my n*ts@ck were itching at the same time2:
And now, to complete the pictorial posting triumvirate, here's this:
See, it's been a while since joyRuN has uploaded a picture of her killah @$$ - you'd think she almost regrets having ever done it! - so I thought it was time to remind the blogosphere what all the
UPDATE: [Confidential to SteveQ and RBR: If you two are gonna virtually Do It in the comment section of my blog, could you hang a sweat sock on the Post Title or something so people will know to stay away? Because I accidentally saw your comments and it was more disturbing than the time I walked in on my parents when they were getting bizzz-ZAY making a Little Catholic. Geez! And I just finished therapy for that!]
1 I'm a man-whoo-wer. There's a difference.
2 Or not.
3 Or "hemispheres".
4 Please don't kill me, joyRuN!