Yeah, it's a "curb" in kinda the same way that the bullshit coming out of Sean Hannity's mouth is a "logical argument": the latter's made up of words, and has all the parts, seemingly, of a rational utterance — save the actual rationality, possibly due to the speaker's constitutional inability to engage in actual thought, and therefore cannot be said to be rational, valid or in any way persuasive to anyone other than fellow-traveler douchebags; while the former, while made of cement and residing at the juncture of lawn and street, lacks the formal property of being uncrumbling and therefore cannot actually be said to be an actual curb.You thought I exaggerating, but here you go (the nano has already paid for itself in my mind with this video because IN YER FACE for thinking I lied!1!):
And Fuck ME if I'm paying a grand to have some guy come and pour a new one — because the cheap fucking town isn't going to do it.
But you know what really gets on my tit? NOBODY else on our street has a collapsed curb! [I]t's the same fucking curb but when it gets to the front of our house, it fucking collapses! Then, it becomes structurally sound again starting at the property of the neighbor after us! DUBYA TEE FUCK?!1?!1
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Enthuse Your Curbiasm
You may remember my curb complain from a couple weeks ago. I (foot)noted: