Wednesday, June 16, 2010

My Dog Has Fleas Pees

Specifically, toxic pees.

Teh Lengends — they're all true. There really is a toxic pee trail and it's by the side of our house.

Ocular Proof:


  1. All dogs have toxic pee that kills grass. They actually sell a green spray paint like product to cover urine burns on lawns.

    No images of Morgan?

    [disappointed face]

  2. Does your dog walk and pee at the same time? Or maybe you live on a hill...

  3. What are you feeding that dog?

    By the way, love your voice. Reminds me of Bob Ross. You just need some happy little clouds and the transformation will be complete. That and an afro, of course.

  4. It's why I walk my dogs in the middle of the street. My neighbors with their manicured lawns & sprinkler systems would hunt me down & skin me alive if I let my dogs pee on their expensive grass.

    My lawn already looks dead anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.