Those of you who read this blog and care about the Phillies — or, as I like to call all zero of you, "Teh Null Set" — are probably wondering how the Phillies managed to come back from a 4-0 deficit last night to beat the Reds 7-4.
In the 5th inning, Ian started doing this and told me that I had to as well, even though I didn't want to, but, as you people all know by now, he's the boss around here, so I did it.
And the Phils scored two runs that inning. But I evidently didn't Give It to God hard enough, because they should have scored more, and so Ian's all, "Come on, Dad! Do it like you mean it! You're doing it like a Protestant!1"
And so I did it hard, for all I was worth; and God, Who deeply cares about sporting events, gave the victory to us because we're more pious than the Heathen Reds Fans.
Or ... such is my understanding of the sequence of events.
So if you're rooting for the Phils, be sure to thank God for that victory.
But, more to the point ... Thank Ian.
1 Full disclosure: None of these anti-Protestant slurs were actually said. The Heisenbergs are a Big Tent family, and very non-judgmental.