I warned you in yesterday's post that I wasn't finished with the lame YERU Posts, so, as promised, here's Part 2, starting with the video, below.
Some context: This is Ian and Teh 'Bride trimming our tree. I don't help with that because it's not my cup o' tea. I do, however, put the star on top of the tree. This video is long and boring and I barely edited it at all; the only interesting thing about it is that I took it with my iPod nano, discovering, quite by accident, that the nano has certain video effects which are on display in this video. The video makes use of maybe half of the ones available. There's maybe one other interesting thing about the video, which is this: Teh 'Bride evidently thinks saying "Play it again, Sam" in a Betty Boop-type voice qualifies as a film noir-ish line. The truer, more heartfelt line comes next: "I don't watch any classics."
So I stop by Cletus's blog the other day to wish him a Happy New Year because I'm a fucking prince of a guy and what do I get in return? I'll tell you what! This:
Not cool, Cletus. Not cool.
Yesterday's post was all about how much I evidently love myself (I have gone all the way with me — HIGH-FIVERS!1!!), what with its self-congratulatory litany of PRs and the like. So for a change of pace, I thought I'd make this part 2 post about how much you people like me even though I don't like any of you enough to go all the way with you.
So here's some data that has been collected over the past year that pretty objectively shows who likes me and how much each of you likes me, which you all may find interesting; but to me? Yeah, it's really more disturbing than anything else.
The first thing you probably notice is that RBR seemingly has the biggest, essentially jet airplane-sized crush on me because she referred people to my blog 747 times. But that would be drawing a false conclusion because, while she does, yeah, link to my blog a lot? Her links are usually accompanied by pix like this:
Next thing you notice is that, with 597 referrals to me over the past year, Keef is pretty gay for me, or, to put it another way, he's Kanadian.
Skipping around now ...you'll notice that sea legs girl
First, because BrianFlash, with 110 referrals, beats her out by one lousy referral, so Way To Lose Out To A Guy Who Identifies With Possibly Teh Lamest Of All Teh Comic Superheroes (With The Arguable Exception Of Aquaman), Sea Legs Girl!1!
Second there's this:
Next, I note the passing of both Lauren — who stopped blogging, then came back, then disappeared again — and Teh Loose Moose, who retired from blogging to, as she put it in her last post, "spend more time in [her] Anal Pleasure Palace." I'd link to the post where she said that, but, alas, her blog is gone. Which I guess is proof enough that she said that. Between the two of them, Lauren and LuMu, despite being blogospherically defunct, sent 35 foax here to my blog.
Thanks to all who visited in 2010. If I didn't mention you by name it most likely means I hate your guts! Hahahahahaha! Just kidding! It most likely means I haven't even noticed your existence.
Happy New Year!