The contrived opportunity I'm taking advantage of today is this seemingly innocent comment made by SteveQ over at Xenia's blog, in which he said "My high school graduation pic has those same sideburns." (There was a context to this admission, but it doesn't matter for my purpose, which, as I mentioned, is ruthless ridicule.)
In fact, I have ocular proof that SteveQ's pictures had facial hair long before high school:
I am somewhat envious because neither I nor my yearbook picture was capable of facial hair when I was in High School ... and if you've ever seen pix of American men circa 1978, you know how much of an oddball that made me.
[Full Disclosure: That pic above was also sporting a Massive 'Fro, but I cropped it.]
POSSIBLY RELATED FACIAL HAIR UPDATE!1!
The Inspector now comes in Frozen Concentrate: