I have answered this age-old question by deciding to Tweet. Yes, foax, see how lucky you are? If you stumbled upon this post, you're lucky enough to have found Teh Last Person In Teh World 2 Sign Up 4 A Twitter Account!1!
Teh 'Bride hates FaceBook because she thinks it's just a way for foax going thru a mid-life-crisis to hook up with their old HS boy- or girl-friends, so, for me, FB is out. But even I am not skilled enough to seduce someone in 140 characters or fewer, even if I Tweet in my tightest Skinny Genomes1, so I figure it's safe for me to tweet. Be honest: If you read this blog even semi-regularly, you don't even believe I can write a sentence of 140 or fewer characters, do you? You DICK!1!
Well, get this! I have already written THREE tweets and a full 67% of them stayed withing the 140-character limit. So as Cee Lo Green would say, F***2 You!1!
Anyroad, I am a librarian, an information specialist and so I felt it was professionally derelict of me NOT to be up on the latest in circa-2006 communication technology. Luckily, nothing new has happened in the world of abbreviated communication since 2006. Or, if it has, no one has tweeted about.
In any case, my twitter feed is glavenq, or @glavenq or whatever. However you say that in Twitter-speak.
Ladies, go there to be seduced by my 140-character sonnets; prove me wrong when I say I can't get you to drop your knickers in 140 characters or fewer. (Sample potential future tweet: "@ladies: drop ur knkrs, l8ees!1!")
1 HAR! An uproarious witticism you couldn't possibly get unless you read my previous post, which, itself, requires you to go back to the post previous to it and read a comment there that will make sense to you only if you read the entire post. Or, to put it another way, too much work just to understand that there joke up there re: Skinny Genomes.
2 The "***" represents "orget".